This month's little morsel

This month's winner - from the French entry is possibly 'après avoir en purée les haricots'. I'm not sure that would pass any grammar checker.

The German though is once again hands down winner. I am struggling to find a stretch of more than four words that sounds in any way idiomatic! It's hard to single out a worst bit, though I am particularly fond of 'gut mischen und die Mischung 10 Minuten'. D'oh!