GOT YOU - YOU B@STARDS!

You may remember I wasn't exactly starting up the East Ren Council fanclub last month... Well I said I'd get them and I did! With the help of Marcel, Mum and Dad (thanks guys) I have now cut the conifers into little pieces (despite being allergic to the bloody things and getting a nasty rash) and put them in my normal brown recycle bin to be removed from my garden free of charge on Fridays. And I stand by my charge of them trying to make an easy buck off my back. You'd think it was a lot work given they wanted to charge me £70 for the job - but how many bins did the trees actually fill? - 3 in total. What a cheek! Robbers! :-(