Sunday, May 08, 2011
What lunatic came up with squeaky shoes? I was in ASDA the other morning half awake when a woman my own age walked past me with a toddler of about 20 months wearing these atrocities. As she walked towards me a pair of pensioners by my side exclaimed how cute they were, and perhaps as the child passes you for 12 seconds, they could be deemed cute but if you are mum or dad and walking beside what sounds like a demented doggy toy all day long, I swear you are going to end up on Prozac! You'd have to be truly insane to buy these things!