What is it with boys? Or my younger one at least?
He's been stir-crazy for a month with this lockdown, so we suggested some fresh air in the form of a 2 metre distanced walk round Langesø with two school friends might be in order to calm his nerves. After all, we'd been round it twice last week and it is looking particularly beautiful in the crisp winter sunshine.
"Hi mum! You're not going anywhere by any chance are you?"
As it happened, I was on my way out to buy ingredients for tonight's biryani.
"I thought you had your bike with you?"
"Emmm, there's kinda been an incident...emm hahaha"
"What the hell did you do to your bike?"
"Oh, it's not my bike, it's fine, it's chained up outside Brugsen (Co-op)"
"Well, I would just kinda like a lift home because, well I was testing to see how frozen the lake was, and it turns out it isn't as frozen as it looks so it's a bit cold to cycle home as I'm a bit wet... kinda up to the top of my legs and my shoes are full of ice!"
Oh, for crying out loud. Who stands on the edge of a frozen lake 5km from home at dusk just to test how frozen it is? Give me strength. He's now been given a talking to, some dry clothes and is planning to walk the 3 km tomorrow to retrieve his bike, stupid child!