Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Highland games

Pollok park

I think I need to educate my half-foreign offspring a bit more on Scottishness...

Today we went to see Dundonald Castle. As we arrived in the town there was a large sign advertising their Highland games which seemed to be taking place in August. I overheard the following conversation between Anna and Léon.

Anna: What on earth are Highland games? Do they race Highland cows instead of horses?
Léon: Don't be daft, it's when men in kilts flick those big stick things!

Saturday, July 21, 2018

Camper vans

At the ripe old age of fifty, I wonder if I have finally got slightly too old for tent camping. I don't think the person who invented double air mattresses had fifty somethings (or forty somethings, in the case of my dearly beloved) in mind! In some fantasy world, where I actually have enough money, I often think it would be nice to have a camper van. I've never fancied a caravan, not since my dad's pal managed to coup his on the way down the Ayrshire coast when I was a teenage new driver, but a camper van would be steady to drive, be weatherproof and you could have a decent bed and even a wee toilet. The problem that always strikes me though, when I'm mulling this option over (other than the lack of money in my bank account for a spare car!), is that we often go to Italy, where the streets of the old towns are narrow. Sometimes I struggle to squeeze my rented Fiat 500 down them, so a camper van would be a non-starter. The same can be said of many of Scotland's more remote single-track roads with passing places, so holiday weekends would be out too. If only there was some way to drive a camper van on holiday but also have a car ready and waiting when you arrived...

Silly I know... and then we went camping in Drumnadrochit! There were many camper vans around the field where we had our tent. They all looked the same but one caught my eye. The van had a Dutch number plate but was flying a Croatian flag, and contained a couple who spent all their time in Croatian football strips watching the world cup on a tablet... intriguing. It caught my eye because unlike all the other camper vans they had actually brought their car too, and what a cute little thing it was! Older than the ark, I wondered how they'd actually trusted it to get from Zagreb/Amsterdam to the north of Scotland, but still I had to get a photo. You see it was a saloon Chuggy, except it wasn't... maybe it was some iron curtain Chuggy clone from the 50s or 60s, I don't know but isn't it cute?



And as for their wee camper van - it seemed perfect when you looked in - bedroom, kitchen, loo, exactly what you needed! For the whole three days it was there, I kept passing the little Chuggy clone and smiling to myself that they'd had the balls to bring it this far. During the day they went out on the small roads in it, and at night they cooked and slept in their van. I did think that as there were only two of them, it must have been very lonely trip up to Scotland in tandem, all the same.

On the last day, we all had to be out by midday. As we were taking down our tent, I noticed they were taking down their flag pole! That's when I caught sight of the little sliver of turquoise barely visible inside! OMG. How cool is that?!


Somehow everything that had been on the floor of their van had been pulled up to the ceiling, freeing up the space to pack the wee Chuggy thing as it was small enough to fit in!!!

Now, that has really got me to thinking. We'd need a tiny car that fits in a camper van. I'm thinking something like this that they are selling on ebay today would work. What do you reckon?! 😜








Friday, July 20, 2018

Small nations





Tiny nations full of ideas and brimming with self esteem. Currently, living in basket case that is Brexit Britain, I despair as our futures move further and further away from their potentials and the ideals of social responsibility and diversity that I hold so dearly. This could have been us if we'd had balls in 2014, instead we are being dragged into a ring-wing isolationist nightmare that I want no part of for my family. It's truly heartbreaking to live through.

Friday, July 13, 2018

Love my kids



Me: Did you know Donald Trump was coming to Scotland today?
Léon: Really? Oh goody!
Me: Goody?
Léon: Yeah, that must mean we're going to a demo - should I make a placard?!

Monday, July 02, 2018

Positivity

I've always loved Thomas's positivity, especially after years of living with someone who could see the cloud in every silver lining. Obviously, last night he wasn't overly pleased to see Denmark go out on penalties but this morning's quote sums him up: 'If you had told me before the world Cup started that Denmark would do as well as Spain and better than Germany, I think I'd have taken that!' 😁

Saturday, June 23, 2018

Over-optimistic Scot

It's not often that I end up crying with laughter but today Léon came out with a classic...

Driving home from school and suddenly Léon, completely seriously, comes out with: The best Scotland ever did in the world Cup was in 1954. They came second, you know!

I lived with Dad for twenty odd years and I was absolutely certain, even with no access to google as I was driving, that if Scotland had ever made it to the World Cup final, dad would have mentioned it every four years, in true England-1966 fashion. I knew for certain, as all Scottish people my age do, that Scotland has never advanced beyond the group stage, but Léon was adamant. He was willing to concede he might have got the year wrong but it was definitely either 54 or 58!

So I checked wikipedia...


Group 3[edit]

TeamPldWDLGFGAPts
 Uruguay2200904
 Austria2200604
 Czechoslovakia2002070
 Scotland2002080
  • Uruguay finished ahead of Austria on drawing of lots
Uruguay 2–0 Czechoslovakia
Míguez Goal 71'
Schiaffino Goal 84'

Attendance: 20,500
Referee: Arthur Ellis (England)

Austria 1–0 Scotland
Probst Goal 33'
Attendance: 25,000
Referee: Laurent Franken (Belgium)

Uruguay 7–0 Scotland
Borges Goal 17'47'57'
Míguez Goal 30'83'
Abbadie Goal 54'85'

Attendance: 34,000

Austria 5–0 Czechoslovakia
Stojaspal Goal 3'65'
Probst Goal 4'21'24'

Attendance: 26,000
Referee: Vasa Stefanovic (Yugoslavia)


TeamPldWDLGFGAGAvPts
 France32011171.574
 Yugoslavia3120761.174
 Paraguay31119120.753
 Scotland3012460.671
  • France finished ahead of Yugoslavia on goal average
France 7–3 Paraguay
Fontaine Goal 24'30'67'
Piantoni Goal 52'
Wisnieski Goal 61'
Kopa Goal 70'
Vincent Goal 83'

Amarilla Goal 20'44' (pen.)
Romero Goal 50'
Attendance: 16,518
Referee: Juan Gardeazábal Garay (Spain)
Yugoslavia 1–1 Scotland
Petaković Goal 6'
Murray Goal 49'
Attendance: 9,591
Referee: Raymond Wyssling (Switzerland)

Yugoslavia 3–2 France
Petaković Goal 16'
Veselinović Goal 63'88'

Fontaine Goal 4'85'
Attendance: 12,217
Paraguay 3–2 Scotland
Agüero Goal 4'
 Goal 45'
Parodi Goal 73'

Mudie Goal 24'
Collins Goal 74'
Attendance: 11,665

France 2–1 Scotland
Kopa Goal 22'
Fontaine Goal 44'

Baird Goal 58'
Attendance: 13,554
Referee: Juan Brozzi (Argentina)
Paraguay 3–3 Yugoslavia
Parodi Goal 20'
Agüero Goal 52'
Romero Goal 80'

Ognjanović Goal 18'
Veselinović Goal 21'
Rajkov Goal 73'
Attendance: 13,103
Referee: Martin Macko (Czechoslovakia)