Gourmet food

I'm sitting reading my book:

Léon: Come on, mum ! I need you to be my sous chef. 

Me (ooooh, this sounds promising): What are you making?

Léon: a bramble jelly from the Polish shop, I can't read the instructions!

What a let down!

So here we have them - a fairly successful 'kiwi' moomin, and a not so aesthetically perfect 'bramble' lump!